My spell kits have obviously “arrived.”  How do I know?  Because folks are starting to rag on them.  Not just to their neighbors, mind you.  No siree.  They’re ragging on them all over the internet.
Now, a normal person might be pissed off.  They might even go as far as to send a poison pen email right to the person [...]

I have a new doctor.  Not that I’m really sick or anything.  In fact, I’ve only been truly sick twice in the last ten years.  And other than the constant battle I’ve waged with my weight for the last 53 years, I’m probably healthier than anyone I know.
So why do I have a new doctor?  Because [...]